I’m pretty sure this was the first draft of that Google Memo…

Are you a worthy female with strong genes, beauty and smarts who likes cats and will be ovulating on August 21st? This dude whose “looks, instincts, knowledge and strength is 100% pure and 100% lethal” totally wants to bang you and “conceive a child that will be on the next level of human evolution.” :

“We will make love together, with me and my penis directed towards the sun. Everything will be aligned in the local universe. Both of our cosmic orgasmic energy will be aligned with the planets. In a brief moment of ecstasy, we will understand everything, and together, create a new universe. Full of love…”

Him *and* his penis directed towards the sun?! Damn! Who could resist that? Read all about it here: