Reanimate a flock of demonic gargoyles…in the sheets!


“A real lady smells like a clean baby who just rolled around in a meadow. Make sure to bathe in milk and honey and lay upon a bed of roses to inject some romance in his life. Then, inject some terror into the bedroom! Your bed is nothing if it’s not buzzing with high-pitched screeches that seem to be coming from NOWHERE … yet also from EVERYWHERE.”

H-O-T-T!!! Read on to learn how to become every man’s fantasy:


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