Deeply Disturbing Holiday Recipes


“Unlike the edible candles I made for Thanksgiving, in which the mayo and cranberry sauce were directly mixed together in an act of unspeakable perversion, these candles make me think of the kind of batshit dish an unsupervised kid would prepare and then insist her parents eat. They taste more confusing than they do disgusting. (Their appearance is off the charts in both categories.) That said, there’s no conceivable reason why a human should eat them.”

Aaaaaagh! AHAHAHAHA!!! I am seriously gonna die! Read the rest here:

Bananas finished


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