“So You’re gonna put a dick on it?”

In 2008 an officially licensed Lemmy figurine was produced. Available as a “regular” or “special” edition, Lemmy recalled:

I had to stand on this platform while the camera went around and did the hologram thing and then they made the model, only smaller. They said it’s an action figure and I said, ‘So, you’re gonna put a dick on it?’ They said, ‘No.’ I said, ‘Well, then it’s not going to get much action then, is it?’ A bad name for it, right?[15][dead link]


“Mediocre was the word for me.”

“I was a really bad guitar player. Mediocre was the word for me. I went to audition for Hawkwind on guitar and they decided that morning not to get a guitarist.” – Lemmy Kilmister

But by a stroke of luck, he found what he was meant to do and went on to influence and inspire millions of people. I guess the moral is, keep trying until you find your purpose, and then do it as hard as you can!

Nicolas Cage and Crispin Glover frisking and gamboling together in 1981

So apparently Nicolas Cage and Crispin Glover go way back, and starred in…well some kind of Happening back in 1981:

We’ve got dancing (Mr. Glover had apparently been honing his manic hoofing skills for quite some time!), singing, ass slapping and all manner of tomfoolery going on here. Also shenanigans, horseplay, and monkey business! Read all about it here:


“Sounds like ol’ Dell was more than a little confused, Peanut…”