I think “Labial War Cry” would be a great band name…

If I end up dying of laughter, this will be why:

“Mortified that a second fart sound came from my body in less than a minute, sweat dripped down my already moist back as I examined the people closest to me for a second time. Left lady was old enough to be my grandma, but there was no way she was that hard of hearing.

The entire class had to have known that the new kid on the block was the culprit, but no one acknowledged the queef queen in the room.”


Aaaaaagh! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!


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