Hahahaha!!! Genderside would be a good band name…
I wrote this over a year ago but I never published it because it got lost in my draft folder, but I’ve been recovering from food poisoning and I’m at that woozy stage where I think everything is funny or horrible and I’m pretty sure this is both.
Conversation with Victor (and Hailey):
Me: Did you see what your daughter made?
Victor: No, but I already resent what you’re implying.
Me: I haven’t said anything bad yet.
Victor: Well, you called her “your daughter”. I see where this is headed and I don’t like it. You only call her my daughter when she breaks something.
Me: Not true. She’s my daughter when she sets something on fire, or when she runs into a wall that’s always been there. She’s your daughter when she does things I’d never do. So guess what your daughter did?
Victor: She left the toilet…
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